Hubble eyes North Star companions

[Marcos Malo]

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Astronomers using the Hubble Space Telescope have revealed something just as constant as the North Star: a hidden companion.

More at:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/01/09/north.star.ap/

Is anyone else troubled by how "Politically Correct" science reporting has become in the last few years? Why can't they just come out and say that Polaris has a new gay lover? Why hide it behind the euphemism "companion star". We all know what they mean.

[N-OS X-tasy!]

Marcos Malo Wrote:
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Is anyone else troubled by how "Politically Correct" science reporting has become in the last few years? Why can't they just come out and say that Polaris has a new gay lover? Why hide it behind the euphemism "companion star". We all know what they mean.

Brokeback Starfield?



Look at them -- what sluts those stars are!

[Marcos Malo]

They Only Come Out at Night

Wasn't that by famous homosexual transvestite rock STAR Alice Cooper? See what I mean? It's the astronomers. They're trying to promote their homosexual secular lifestyles to our children. We need to get God back into the teaching of astronomy.

Now that I think about it, the first thing we should do is rename the discipline. ASS-tronomy. Anyone else see the problem here? Is it any wonder that the scientific field is riddled with Godless homosexuals?

I propose that we change the name to Heavenology.

[Jimmypoo]

That's actually pretty good!

btw... where do you live so liberals can park an explosive van in your driveway?

[RgrF]

Exlposives are so violent. The sight of his Hummer burning in the driveway though. . . . .