Fergie Hummer

[mrbigstuff]

Quick! get in line - to bid for your chance at her Hummer!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayIS...l?ViewItem&item=270161208439

[MacMagus]

I dunno... I'd be a little afraid of her diseases....

I mean, as far as disease-vectors go, it's nothing like a Paris Hilton or Britney Spears Hummer, but a hummer from a celebrity like Jenna Fischer would probably be safer and more enjoyable.

[rob banzai]

I don't care how toned her body is, I think she's freaky looking, like she's had a bunch of plastic surgery.

Ugh

What was that Rodney Dangerfield joke? She's a two-bagger. You put a bag over her head and a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

[pRON aHOLIC]

She has a history of bladder control issues so it might not have that new car smell.

[Carm]

LOL

Fergie

[MacMagus]

Imagine having a career using your odd-but-sexy crooked smile and hard abs to distract from a fantastically bad and over-hyped music act derailed and becoming really really famous for peeing your pants on stage and getting a few too many collagen injections.

That's got to F with your head.

Poor girl.

[Carthaigh]

A lot of people are turned on by female urination. I'm just sayin'...

[vision63]

MacMagus, you must be drinking. Fergie is one of the most popular artists recording today. Her latest album "The Dutchess" is double platinum and still going strong. The "peas" have sold umpteen million albums, 3 Grammy awards and are still going strong and on the upswing. She's dominated the iTunes listings the past year.

[MacMagus]

> The "peas" have sold umpteen million albums

That's no more an indication of their artistic talent than it was for Britney Spears.

[vision63]

How many Britney Spears songs have you listened to? How many of the Peas? Which songs do you dislike the most? Which are OK?