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Golf has one real use in this world. It keeps all those characters out of the trout streams.
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I see a beautifully manicured golff course like that.. and all I can think is, what a waste of a perfectly good spot for a rifle range!
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I see tons of water pollution.
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Golf courses always remind me of "Falling Down"
"It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.
[Fires his shotgun at a golf cart, causing it to roll down the hill]
Bill Foster: Now aren't you ashamed? ...Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?