09-26-2008, 06:14 AM
Dear sir in the car next to me on the road this evening,
Congratulations on your advanced multitasking skills, but driving on a wet road at night generally demands a little more dedication than your little pinky-finger can afford.
Perhaps we should install a bluetooth turn-signal controller in your car so you can take it to the next level. Or maybe just text "LEFT TURN" if you intend to turn left or "RIGHT TURN" if you intend to turn right, and you car will do the rest for you. This way you don't have to jeopardize your nutritive needs while the rest of us focus on not getting killed by idiot drivers.
Have a good one!
Congratulations on your advanced multitasking skills, but driving on a wet road at night generally demands a little more dedication than your little pinky-finger can afford.
Perhaps we should install a bluetooth turn-signal controller in your car so you can take it to the next level. Or maybe just text "LEFT TURN" if you intend to turn left or "RIGHT TURN" if you intend to turn right, and you car will do the rest for you. This way you don't have to jeopardize your nutritive needs while the rest of us focus on not getting killed by idiot drivers.
Have a good one!