I think.... I just can't get enough of Justin Bieber!

[Jimmypoo]

And I've never even heard him! I mean... he's everywhere in the media!

What I haven't had enough of, would be him, chunky style, in a nicely seasoned
stew, perhaps where he was first slowly roasted in one of those portable pig
roasters, with lots of garlic and pepper, and from there, properly deboned
and allowed to simmer in a delicious pot of vegetable garden of delights, sprinkled
with lime juice and dashes of esoteric spices!

There might even be just enough meat for 2 or 3 pots (5 gallon size) to slow
cook, and serve with homemade bread and a variety of rice preparations
(as well as pasta as an option to serve upon as well).

I think I'm on the right track here, and if it was done on one of the cooking shows,
he'd get an Emmy - to make up for the Grammy he missed!

Am I right or what?!?

[OWC Jamie]

Please take him.
No questions asked.

[(vikm)]

My initial reaction when I saw the title was "Go fuck yourself". That should give you an idea where I fall in this.

(of course I did realize you'd somehow come back from the edge and redeem yourself with your true feelings)

[MacArtist]

First...PULLEZE shave his hair off. If you can do that just trim his bangs.

[Chakravartin]

'Tell you what...

I'll close my eyes and count to 10 and if he happens to disappear while my eyes are closed I won't ask any questions about that.

[freeradical]

[Paul F.]

Someone please take the kid on a "little drive" in northern Nevada with a tarp and a shovel in the trunk...

What happens in the desert 300 miles north of Vegas, STAYS in the desert 300 miles north of Vegas...

[PeterB]

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber

[fmgtech]

If you use Firefox (which I do), just get the Bieber Shaver.

http://www.justinbieberzone.com/2010/05/...or-haters/

[jdc]

MacArtist wrote:
First...PULLEZE shave his hair off. If you can do that just trim his bangs.

he already cut it