GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY - Newt Gingrich is running for president!

[mick e]

The world is SAVED!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/201...wednesday/

[john dough]

First donation is on the way, $35.

[lafinfil]

So he's dating again ? *




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Affair with congressional aid joke .... for those of you too young to remember
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[beagledave]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424...atsNewsTop

He's apparently raising money in significant amounts, but even if you ignore his adultery (because he loves America!!!!!!!), he seems stale as a candidate.

""Newt's challenge is there are a lot of tea partiers who love him in principle but just don't see him as president," said Iowa Tea Party founder Ryan Rhodes, citing Mr. Gingrich's lack of political freshness and conflicted record on issues like climate change."

If I'm David Axelrod, I'm smiling, though.

[mick e]

[cbelt3]

Running on a platform:
"I'm LESS CRAZY than THOSE guys !"

[Grace62]

Great! Newt as President would be an Osama Bin Laden dream come true.
Based on his comments during a debate a few months ago, Newt understands that Muslims are dangerous radicals, and Norwegians are not. Neo-Nazi skinheads don't count - they hate some of the same people Newt does, after all.

http://debatesthatmatter.blogspot.com/20...islam.html

[$tevie]

[Mac1337]

beagledave wrote:


If I'm David Axelrod, I'm smiling, though.

God that is a tired line. So anybody Republicans put up, some Democrats is "smiling".

[beagledave]

Dakota wrote:
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If I'm David Axelrod, I'm smiling, though.

God that is a tried line. So anybody Republicans put up, some Democrats is "smiling".
Yep that's exactly what I said.



Oh wait...that doesn't come close to what I said here or at any other time. Thanks for playing though.

==pats head ==