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I was working in the garden today and all of a sudden something huge (I think it was pterodactyl size) came out of nowhere and decided it didn't like my lower lip, latched on and stung the carp out of it! It hurts like hell, I'm producing excess saliva...OK, I'm drooling...there, I've said it (the wife says it's OK because there are women out there that apparently like guys who drool - who knew???) I can't eat, I can barely talk and my whole lower lip is swollen out to --->[................]<--- here! Fsckin A this sucks!
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Sounds like you disturbed a bumblebee in its burrow. They'm fierce they are.
I hope the swelling and pain go away soon.
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Just be glad. If you were one of those appearance is everything gals, you'd be chasing Mr. bee to have him sting you on the upper lip.
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rgG wrote:
Fess up, you got a collagen injection to makes your lips look fuller, didn't you. 
This crowd is sharp! Looks like I'm busted.... I wasn't going to say anything but after the lip swelling goes down I'm thinking of having the breast augmentation and my thighs done. :biggrin:
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Wait.. Isn't one remedy for stings to pee on it? On second thought... The popsicle idea sounds better!!!
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You big baby! Man up and laugh at that puny bee's only defense against you. In fact, you should have bit him while you had the chance! THAT would have learned him!
Is this you? :drool:
