Obligatory Monday Stripper Story

[cbelt3]

Father's Day dinner was cancelled last evening when I had to drive the kids to the police station so they could bail out their friend. The kids were driving their beat up car in a small suburban town and were pulled over for having a busted headlight. (The usual excuse to pull kids over to check for drugs). ecret:

Everyone in the car had to show ID, and their friend had an outstanding warrant for unpaid parking tickets. So she was put in the police car and taken off to lockup. Needless to say my kids were in a total panic imagining all kinds of "B" Movie Strippers and Cops scenarios. ::o

So we bailed her out. She was laughing and talking with the officer. Turns out he was a repeat customer of hers where she dances. :booty:

We had Chinese instead. Mrs. cbelt3 was not amused. :bat:

[decay]

cops in strip clubs, good times... :mullet:

[jardster]

TTIUWP
















This thread is useless without pictures.

[onthedownlow]

That's like every other Tuesday for me...

[Lux Interior]

Cleveland strippers?

Yikes!

[cbelt3]

Alas, taking any photos of the young lady in question would be just TOO creepy for me. She's been coming around the house since she was about 10. Not gonna happen.

I will, however, share this conclusion.

My daughter and her female friends apparently share a childhood love for "My Little Ponies". Which they continue to this day, in their mid 20's. After listening to their chatter about specifically named little plastic equine characters, I asked her

"Is it just me, or would any of these Pony names also work as a stage name for a dancer ?"

There was a brief pause, and then hysterical laughter. I then learned (and promptly forgot) the stage names of about two dozen strippers in the area. Yes.. they are just like Pony names.

[blooz]

How come my kids don't know any strippers!8-)

[RgrF]

Arrested for parking tickets?

My late F-I-L was an uptight old school Irish Catholic. Never so much as spit on the sidewalk. One Sunday morning the locals showed up at his door at 5AM over a $2.00 dollar unpaid parking ticket. They actually cuffed and dragooned him to the local station.

You have to understand the nature of WWII Irish Navy vets to appreciate how this heavy handed bullshit impacted him. Wife was pregnant at the time and M-I-L didn't drive so I that had to come down to the station and post bond was the killer He was livid and embarrassed enough that he could have expired then and there. He didn't but It was never spoken of in my wife's family again; my family on the other hand thought it was hilarious.

[bazookaman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_...characters

[decay]

"Big Macintosh" :jest: