Hello Sir/Madam

[bazookaman]

Wow. Number 2...wow...

Hello Sir/Madam, Hope you and your family had an amazing New Year's Holiday!! This is Daniel, from NY. I visited your webpage. I wanted to tell you some important points to increase your online sales. Hope you'll have sometime to have a look on my below points. 1. Your website having no more proper page title, description, keywords, H1 tag and many more points which are very important at Google point of view. 2. Your website containing very old contents which are having poor English. You know Google always likes fresh contents will good English. 3. Your website having no keywords are found in TOP positions in Google SERP. This is very important for getting traffic VIA Google. 4. Your website having very less backlinks. Nothing worry about these points, we'll take care each and everything of your project to show you results. Here we've dedicated teams like On-page team, Off-page team, SMO team and content writing team. So every team should have the responsibility to fix all the errors on your website to get you results. 1. You know In world, 90% people depend upon Google SERP. So our SM should take care each and everything to get your keywords in the first page of Google, Yahoo and Bing. Once keywords will be reach to first page you can get massive traffic from world wide. 2. Here most of the people like to discuss in forums, so we've a team who will do this job. 3. You can also get some traffic from Social Net working websites. We've a dedicated SMO team, they'll take care everything in this area. 4. We've different websites having high PAGE RANK from your industry. We'll put your website link with them. Here you can get traffic VIA third party website. BY this way, we'll show you results step by step. once your keywords will be in first page of Google, you can get massive traffic from world wide. Sounds good ? Please feel free to reply back with your feedback so that I can get you all details about our services and our company. Hope to hearing from you soon. Have a Good Day! Warm Regards, Daniel Jason

[archipirata]

Jump on it, "you can get massive traffic from world wide!" How can you pass that up?

[RgrF]

You forgot to include a link, how do we respond to Daniel Jason, the guy with two first names?

[JoeM]

[Speedy]

At least you know someone has finally viewed your webpage.

[raz]

2. Your website containing very old contents which are having poor English. You know Google always likes fresh contents will good English.

And being number one good English writing will making better Google liking.

[blooz]

"You know In world, 90% people depend upon Google SERP"
Herp. Derp.


edit: H3rp is a censored word?

[RAMd®d]

Paragraphs are your friend(s).

[decay]

I'm gender neutral, so sir/madam do not apply to me.

[RgrF]

decay wrote:
I'm gender neutral, so sir/madam do not apply to me.

So it would be Dear Smurf?