I'm in big trouble now. Hung up on the Criminal Division of the FBI

[steve...]

Was a robo call. Didn't wait to see what crime I committed. Should I think about getting a lawyer?

:wall:

[Will Collier]

You're stewed, buttwad

[DinerDave]

your doomed

Better send me any valuables you want to keep hidden from authorities

Dave

[ka jowct]

They'll let you off the hook for $1000 in iTunes gift cards. Worked for me.

[lost in space]

The Criminal Division? So they have what, a non-criminal division, like The fine, Upstanding Citizen Division?

[Catzilla]

Well,according this email I just received I'm going to be rich. Let me know if you need bail:

"Hi, Good Morning

Pls, my sincere apology if this message doesn't meet your personal quirks but if you know the stress and effort i made to get your contact you will appreciate the information i am about to share with you here. Someone I presumed to be your relative because he is from your country and most importantly because of the similarities in your last names who was aninvestor with our bank but died on Tuesday August 16, 2005 in a plane crash in Venezuela has come to the limelight in our bank because since 2005 that he died his portfolio worth 9.8 millions Pounds has not touch because no name next-of-kin was found in his bio-data form, if you are familiar with Investment Banking affairs those who patronize our servicesusually prefer anonymity with some levels of detachment from conventional processes as they operates their accounts with numbers, pin and codes for the avoidance of scrutiny as they follow their investment with portfolio monitoring tools to track their account's gains and losses so when they die their investment die with them as mostly their families know not aboutthe investment. Now this investment has generated a huge accrued interest to the amount of 1.9 Million British Pounds because he was operating a domiciliary pounds account hence the bank management authorized my office as the Associate Professor of Accounting & Finance of this Bank to locate any living relative of this investor to claim this money in line with the banking ethics as stipulated by World Bank Group (WBG). I will simply nominate & empowered you with relevant information and documentation to enable you claim the money officially and legitimately for us to share equally. Pls, I know because of scam it is hard to trust people these days but I know the God that led my path to you and chosen you for this once in a life time opportunity and blessing will grant you the serenity to see that this is practically beyond scam. Please contact me using my private email address stated for us to discuss more about this project."

[Ombligo]

Catzilla wrote:
Well,according this email I just received I'm going to be rich. Let me know if you need bail:

You must have been on the list below my name after I didn't reply.

http://forums.macresource.com/read.php?1,2137009

[Numo]

Will Collier wrote:
You're stewed, buttwad

I admire the simple, direct elegance of this phrase.

[blooz]

Well, if it's beyond scam…

[ka jowct]

That message does not meet my personal quirks.