Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story

[pRICE cUBE]

[Filliam H. Muffman]

[jdc]

https://wompwompwomp.com/

[davemchine]

Another "St. Peter" joke starts with a line of nuns waiting to get in as well, but they have to answer bible trivia to get in... The first few are pretty basic stuff like what's the third commandment and whatnot... The last one gets the question, "What did Eve say when she saw Adam for the first time in the garden?" The nun scratches her head and says, gee, that's a hard one." "That is correct, you may enter."

[timg]

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his lunch?

[spoiler=punchline]
He was a little Shellfish!
[/spoiler]

[voodoopenguin]

I have a slab of wood that I've got no idea how to utilise anymore. I used to display my treasured Dusty Springfield collection on it. Unfortunately, last month we were burgled and all my LPs and singles were stolen and now…I Just Don't Know What to Do with My Shelf.

Paul

[tronnei]

[OWC Jamie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=166&v=6z2yFekaPRs

[Rick-o]

Nicely done, tronnei! (tu)

[Rick-o]