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Meth-fueled Attack Squirrel?
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ala...l-n1019386

Ronnie Reynolds, 37, was found in the apartment and charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and loitering at a known drug house. He was released on $4,000 bond, according to the sheriff's office.

The deputies also found a squirrel in a cage, and after confirming with Alabama Game and Fish that Alabama residents cannot legally keep a pet squirrel, they released it. As to the tip the squirrel was fed drugs, police could not confirm.

"There was no safe way to test the squirrel for meth," the sheriff's department statement said.

Paulk — although still wanted for possession of an illegal firearm, possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia — appeared in a video on Facebook with a squirrel Tuesday night.

In the video he says he no longer lived at the residence that was raided, but went there after the search, whistled, and the squirrel settled on his shoulder.
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#2
This is how the Varmint Cong got started

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#3
I think the meth is unnecessary, really. The squirrels around here are naturally crazed, and seem to delight in waiting just before a car comes along before they run out in the street.

Here’s one that came up to my window, just yesterday:



Sometimes (maybe when the meth wears off) they just lay around in inappropriate places (my deck rail, 18 inches from the adjacent door):



No, not dead, just sleeping it off.

Damn miscreants, every last one of them.
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#4
tree rats
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#6
Squirrels are ripping my flesh.
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#7
Used to think they were cute before they infested the attic of a house I lived in while in college.
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#9
where's the linked to the video?
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#10
Did I vote 'No'? I meant to vote 'HELL, NO!'
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