Summarize the important parts of the Apple announcement for me in a bulleted list. TIA

[Acer]

I don't feel like wading through marketing hype and arm-chair analysis minutiae. Give it to me straight.

[NewtonMP2100]

....you mean like a bullet to the brain.....??

[RAMd®d]

Give it to me straight.

Most nobody here can or will do that, just short form of what you said you don't want.

Good luck.

[NewtonMP2100]

....here is 7 minutes.....in heaven.....??


Everything Apple Announced at Today's iPhone Event in Just Seven Minutes


you can finish.....in 7 minutes.....?!

[3d]

• Good things
• I like
• Need money
• Yes

[SteveG]

•Nothing you need
•Nothing you can afford
•New Apple Watch!
•$4.99 streaming service with nothing you want to watch
•Phil Schiller's put on 40 pounds

[pinion]

The new iPad is great for anyone who wants to save money by buying basically the same thing on clearance in the iPad (6)

[SteveG]

•Slow Motion Selfies are the greatest feature ever! (Oops sorry, time's up)
•You receive a $1200 lesson that 5G is a hardware upgrade, not a software upgrade

[anonymouse1]

Geez, Acer, if you can't sit through the 7 minute version....

[Article Accelerator]

Steve G. wrote:
•Slow Motion Selfies are the greatest feature ever! (Oops sorry, time's up)

No kidding—that promo video was hilarious!

•You receive a $1200 lesson that 5G is a hardware upgrade, not a software upgrade

…and bitter disappointment when you discover that it's not available in your area and when you do come across it, you begin to ask yourself WTH all the fuss was about.

I hate when that happens.

https://youtu.be/_CTUs_2hq6Y (Marques Brownlee on 5G)