Ever Wonder What a Bug is Thinking as the Windshield Approaches?

[btfc]

"Two freefalling parachutists nearly collided in mid-air with two US fighter planes travelling at almost 350mph (560km/h), a report has revealed."


https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-camb...e-49664560

[Rolando]

My Uncle: "What was the last thing that went through that bug's mind"

Very Young me "I don't know"

My Uncle: "It's ASS!!!"

[Racer X]

I was going to post that joke!

[Thrift Store Scott]

btfc wrote:
"Two freefalling parachutists nearly collided in mid-air with two US fighter planes travelling at almost 350mph (560km/h), a report has revealed."

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-camb...e-49664560

I wonder if the parachutists were able to radio someone to have boxes of wet wipes and changes of underwear on hand and ready before they landed?

[Sarcany]

btfc wrote:
"Two freefalling parachutists nearly collided in mid-air with two US fighter planes travelling at almost 350mph (560km/h), a report has revealed."

I wonder why the planes were going so slow.

[freeradical]

FOD is bad for jet aircraft engines.

[RAMd®d]

'I didn't see that coming.'

[N-OS X-tasy!]

Racer X wrote:
I was going to post that joke!

Uncle?

[Ombligo]

A local pilot was killed when an f16 sliced his Cessna in two - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/f-16-collides-with-cessna/

and it has happened more than once.

[mrlynn]

"Sometimes you're the windshield,

Sometimes you're the bug."

Mary-Chapin Carpenter

(written by Mark Knopfler)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_rbjg2k6cI

/Mr Lynn