Time for Comic Relief: Nipplegate

[jimmy d]

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/04/...pples.html

[Michael]

Well, I'm going to have to take a closer look the next time he has a press conference!

[DeusxMac]

Eeeewwww!

[Thrift Store Scott]

DeusxMac wrote:
Eeeewwww!

What "Eeeewwww!"? Some guys like or have exotic piercings, and as exotic piercings go nipple rings are Tier One at best. The point is that Mr. Cuomo pretty obviously has his nipples pierced, which is fine, but he and his press secretary continue to deny the obvious and that willingness to openly and shamelessly lie in the face of copious unambiguous evidence creates a huge credibility gap for Mr. Cuomo. If he's willing to brazenly lie about something as completely inconsequential as having his nipples pierced, then how can one even begin to trust him to be open and honest about serious stuff that really does matter?

I started to include a dare to Google what I consider to be a REALLY exotic piercing, but decided that that would just be trolling.

Edited to add- I do now wonder if, and if so, what Mr. Cuomo's brother has pierced.