A willy has tried to touch me up...

[voodoopenguin]

...for some money.

*******

I am Mr. willy martin from Nigeria, I am married to Dr.(mrs) Zainab Amin
a kenyan who worked with a construction company in Asia for twenty eight
years before she died in the tsunami disasters.December, 2004.........and so on....

**********

I haven't had one of these sort of emails for a year or two. I hope it's not the start of a new rush of them.

[deckeda]

[quote voodoopenguin]...before she died in the tsunami disasters.
Wow, she died more than once?

[Paul F.]

You know, with the subtle differences in English slang vs American slang, your subject line is quite funny...

[macaroo]

I got a chain letter in the US mail yesterday asking to send a dollar to the 7 people listed below, then add your name to the list and send a copy to 200 people from a purchased ($40) set of names and addresses. I hadn't received one of those in the last 20 years.

[BigGuynRusty]

[quote Paul F.]You know, with the subtle differences in English slang vs American slang, your subject line is quite funny...


Jealous?
(-:

BGnR
I was laughing at the reference too!

[Paul F.]

I knew a girl who's nickname was "willy" once...
She coulda "touched me up" any time she wanted!

[voodoopenguin]

[quote Paul F.]You know, with the subtle differences in English slang vs American slang, your subject line is quite funny...


As you probably realised I worded it that way on purpose. It seemed to cry out for it. I'm aiming for a 3 figure view count within the hour.

[Donkey Hotay]

You'll have to move this topic a bit further away from 'Fat men in Speedos' for that to happen!

[rgG]

You gotta watch out for those "willys."

[laarree]

Dr. Zainab Amin is a woman with at least two husbands apparently.
http://www.punters-paradise.com/forums/s...php?t=4299

"Gerry McDonnell
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 481
Re: My lucky day

How lucky can one man be. After winning the pepsi million (nothing received as
of yet, my processing fee must have been lost in the post), i've found this little
beauty in my inbox.

I've got a good feeling about this Gambo.

Dear Sir / Madam,
I am Mr. Gambo Jaffars from Nigeria, I am married to
Dr.(mrs) Zainab Amin a kenyan who worked with a construction company in
Asia for twenty eight years before she died in the tsunami disasters.
December, 2004, I left Asia finally, and came back to Nigeria. But
because of the unfavourable political and economic climate in Nigeria,
and for security reasons, I left the total money in a Security Safe
Deposit Vault in Europe.I lost my entire family in the disaster, and I
myself fell into a coma since then I eventually recovered from coma,and
was discharged from the hospital two weeks ago. I have no money with
which to sponsor any one in Nigeria to undertake the trip for me; in
any case , my extended family here abandoned me in hospital when they
realized that the money which I came back with had been spent on
hospital bills; I am currently living on the charity of the church. I
need a reliable, honest and God fearing person to help me invest in a
profitable venture abroad e.g. Real Estate Properties; I cannot bring
in this money into Nigeria for fear of seizure by the government. If
the money is properly and profitably invested abroad, I intend to leave
Nigeria permanently..
Are you able to help? If you wish to help,please
reply urgently for details,
Remain Blessed, Gambo Jaffars"