To My Darling Husband...

[Harbourmaster]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your trip overseas I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck.
Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pickup came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted soul you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

Your loving wife.

XXX 00 XXX





















P.S. Your girlfriend called.

[Carnos Jax]

Holy shittake, while wondering how that 'accident' could've occured, I noticed those plates say Arkansas. I wonder when/where this happened?

[Racer X]

Hillary found out about Monica?

[Seacrest]

Fianna Hills, wherever that is.

[Carnos Jax]

Never heard of "Fianna Hills", but while googling the trucks license plate, I came across a discussion in a Corvette forum back around the middle of 2005 that said it was an accident and that it occured in Northwest Arkansas, in the affluent area around Rogers and Bentonville (which would explain the Ferrari) and that it was a 17 year old kid who had jumped the curb when he bent over to look for his cell phone (how about that for a run on sentance).

[Racer X]

Bentonville. isn't that the home Of Wal-Mart? That could explain the ferrari.

[Carnos Jax]

Yup.

[Don C]

Ah, the joy of no fault insurance!

[karsen]

Whew! At least the scooter wasn't damaged.

[Racer X]

and the cooler is OK.