I’ve never had an Apple Watch but they must be slick as…

[Speedy]

https://6abc.com/michigan-outhouse-woman.../13809398/

Woman rescued from outhouse toilet after climbing in to retrieve Apple Watch, police say

BAGLEY TOWNSHIP, Michigan -- A woman was rescued Tuesday from an outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she climbed in to retrieve her Apple Watch and became trapped.

The woman, whose name was not released, lowered herself inside the toilet after dropping the watch at the Department of Natural Resources boat launch at Dixon Lake in Otsego County's Bagley Township, state police said Wednesday in a release.

First responders were called when the woman was heard yelling for help. The toilet was removed and a strap was used to haul the woman out.

[GGD]

The state police did not say Wednesday if the woman was injured or if the watch was recovered.

If not, maybe Apple could feature this incident in a commercial and send her a new watch.

Of maybe SNL should make a parody of Apple's commercial with all of the Watch 911 calls featuring incidents like this.

[ka jowct]

Makes about as much sense as jumping down on the subway tracks to retrieve a phone.

[jdc]

well shit.

[ztirffritz]

Believe it or not, that's not the first time that's happened either.

[ztirffritz]

https://www.backpacker.com/news-and-even...t-toiilet/

[steve...]

[Gareth]

If I drop anything into a pit toilet / outhouse / port-o-potty, I'm just going to declare it a loss and move on.

[RAMd®d]

Makes about as much sense as jumping down on the subway tracks to retrieve a phone.

To be fair, this scenario would be a matter of timing, and that makes more sense.



If I drop anything into a pit toilet / outhouse / port-o-potty, I'm just going to declare it a loss and move on.


I'd do the same.

But there are people who work in that medium (so we don't have to) that might find the watch and think 'that'll buff right off'.

Repurposing a 'Phone or a Watch would be a problem, but retuning it for a reward might be possible.

Yeah, I'd think 'It's time for some new kit, anyway'.

[pRICE cUBE]

There's no way I want to be remembered for something like this, dead or alive.