Racer X is stalking me!

[M A V I C]

Everyday about the time UPS shows up, Racer X shows up a few minutes earlier and parks his car on the street. He narrowly missed my G4 delivery the other day. Now he's probably awaiting my battery delivery. At least I know I can run faster than him, especially if he's trying to make away with UPS batteries.

You're probably thinking he lives near me, but he doesn't!

CREEPY!

[BigGuynRusty]

[quote M A V I C]Everyday about the time UPS shows up, Racer X shows up a few minutes earlier and parks his car on the street. He narrowly missed my G4 delivery the other day. Now he's probably awaiting my battery delivery. At least I know I can run faster than him, especially if he's trying to make away with UPS batteries.

You're probably thinking he lives near me, but he doesn't!

CREEPY!
Hey!
You wore that same shirt on monday!

BGnR

[M A V I C]

[quote BigGuynRusty][quote M A V I C]Everyday about the time UPS shows up, Racer X shows up a few minutes earlier and parks his car on the street. He narrowly missed my G4 delivery the other day. Now he's probably awaiting my battery delivery. At least I know I can run faster than him, especially if he's trying to make away with UPS batteries.

You're probably thinking he lives near me, but he doesn't!

CREEPY!
Hey!
You wore that same shirt on monday!

BGnR
I have lots of shirts just like this. It's not the same one.

...wait a second... how did you...? and what's this green light on my MBP?

[BigGuynRusty]

Move a little to your left please.
Better, thanks!
Beep...Beep...Beep.

BGnR

[rgG]

I have no trouble at all believing that.

[Paul F.]

What'd I tell you...
I TOLD you not to piss him off...
Did you beleive me? Huh?
NO... You didn't...

So don't blame me if now he's stalking you...


;-)

[blooz]

I notice Racer X hasn't responded.
Oh, he'sprobably outside in the car watching your house and his laptop battery ran down.

[Racer X]

I had to go get more Red Vines and coffee. I'm back now. This stalking sure interferes with my potty time though.

And yes, that is my car across the street again. Call the cops, I dare you.

Oh, and can you send the Mrs out to get my Big Gulp cup and empty it for me?

[BigGuynRusty]

Nice 'Jammies MAVIC!!
Where do you find Ducks&Bunnies in big boy size?
Still need a night light I see!
RX, I'll take early shift tomorrow!
Also, I left the night vision camera at the girls dorm at the college, can you pick it up for me?

BGnR

[N-OS X-tasy!]