A scary craigslist ad (non-mac related)

[Stephanie]

It'll probably be flagged shortly, so I'll just post the contents. A little bit of background info: this "professional dog groomer" has been posting to the local craigslist, nonstop. I should have posted the one he did earlier today where he is willing to trade his services for the movie Mad Money or your homemade adult videos.

So, without further ado...

PROFFESSIONAL DOG GROOMER 12 YRS OF EXPERIENCED
Date: 2008-08-28, 9:55PM MDT


HARCUTS FOR DOGGIES + FREE TREATS!!!!!!!!!!

Hi everyonei do dog grooming for you pet. no more $100 visits to petco.come to me. I charge $15 for the job or $10 a hour plus mendatory tips. Have much experienced with all dogs am proffessional. you will like my job and will have to leave a tip because i am good proffesional.

Will shav your chiwawa or pittbull no problems. that price for shavving dogs for hot summer months can cost $5 to $45 dallors or less. Poodals and chows are simple to shav too, have done many with experienced for years.treats make dogs happy and not scarred when they are shavved.

Can use sissers and clippors very gentle i groomed steve stukers dogs 5 time he is my naybhor. I treat all dog with royalty first class job you come to me. Did groomed 5 dogs taday and made $500 dallors. your very happy with my job and will leave me a good tip too! yes

Come taday and get free treats for you dog now! My name is steven the person you need to talk to. mantion cragslist wehn you come and get a free dog skweeky toy of you choice and french fryes and gram ckrackers for the kiddos.

Many people come to me to get dogs grooomed or shavved. I do good a really job brushing that when I reach for the sissers they grab them from me a say he looks grate enuff now and no need for cut now and they pay me good moneys and go home happy with a dogs that look like royalty.

NO MORE FLAGING PEOPLE!! IF YOU WANT MY PRCES TO STAY CHEEP YOU WILL NOT FLAGG ME NO MORE! SO STOP IT OK. YOU DONT LIKE A MAN BECUASE HE MAKES MORE MONEY THEN YOU SO THERE. STOP FLAGING ME NOW PUTOS

Edit: oh hey, he reposted his earlier flagged one. (warning: bad language which I do NOT condone ahead)

FREE Dog Grooming Taday only **FREE**
Date: 2008-08-28, 9:52PM MDT


Come in taday to get free dog gromming and free treets for yor dogies. Make look like a royalty for $10 tip only and make the friends to drum up the bissness a vrey happy custumers in abq and rio rachno.my name is steven the person you need to talk to for a tip only and you get free dog groomming taday only thank you. menchin this add for free dog cooikes. you can sit in the new couch we just got it very cumfertuble from naybhor had in garage to not use in yeers while you dog get treated like a fisrt class royalty for $10 tips and I say thank you for the money and you dog leavs lokking like a lassie with crown. come in taday and we will make starberry coolaid for the kidos and party favers like birthday party but for you dogwashing with babby shampoo from daller tree.

Also wiling to barter servisses like dvd of mad money with katty Homes & the big niger lady queen lateefah and your homemade adult vidoes of youself.bring what you got an we can make this deal happin. you love servises so much you come back again an again for you happy dog.

[kap]

"STOP FLAGING ME NOW PUTOS". That is a dead ringer there! Keep flagging the scumbag, Stephanie.

[Black Landlord]

What you're seeing is 'spoof' ads posted by others poking fun at a previous ad.
Usually a response to overposting and having to look at the same awful ad over and over.

[freeradical]

[quote Black Landlord]What you're seeing is 'spoof' ads posted by others poking fun at a previous ad.
Usually a response to overposting and having to look at the same awful ad over and over.
It's pretty funny too - all the intentionally misspelled words!

[Stephanie]

kap - I did flag one but this guy's been getting flagged right & left...so no need for me to flag. Black Landlord - could be spoofs or could be that this guy is really dense.

[Lux Interior]

I can has fonics?

[samintx]

are there misseplled words? huh? looked OK to me.

[AlphaDog]

Gee, this line makes me feel particular confidant: "...not scarred when they are shavved.

Those shaving scars can be really ugly.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, that one caught me too, AlphaDog. However, he doesn't shave the dogs, he "shavs" them. The dogs were not shaved, they were "shavved."

Pair that with this next sentence and we're good to go: "I do good a really job brushing that when I reach for the sissers they grab them from me a say he looks grate enuff now and no need for cut now and they pay me good moneys and go home happy with a dogs that look like royalty. "

Yeah, no wonder people grab the "sissers" from him before he has a chance to use them!

[AlphaDog]

Makes you kind of wonder how much repeat business he gets, huh? Those people are probably grabbing the "sissers" to protect their poor dogs from further attack and tip him well just to get the h3ll out the door!

I did notice the misspelling, although, I was able to figure out what he was trying to say, and the other word was most definitely "scarred!"

$100 at Petco? Is it really that expensive down there? Louie, who is a 70 pounder, gets the full spa treatment from his personal Petco beauty consultant for $45. I do tip her, because I really don't believe her when she says he's well behaved. She must be confusing him with some other dog. She did admit he doesn't like to have his nails clipped, so maybe he saves up all of his energy to wiggle and squirm for that.