02-18-2009, 03:04 PM
President Obama is unveiling a $75 billion multi-pronged plan Tuesday that seeks to help up to 9 million borrowers suffering from falling home prices and unaffordable monthly payments.
"Helping borrowers who owe more than 80% of their home's value to refinance and reduce their monthly payments."
Looks like I've gotta do a cash-out refinancing STAT. I foolishly put down 25% last September. So - all I've gotta do is cash out around 10% or so, and I should be golden.
"Creating a $75 billion homeowner stability initiative to reduce monthly payments for at-risk borrowers by subsidizing interest rates. The goal would be to bring payments to no more than 31% of a borrower's income."
That should be no problem - once I cash some more money out, my payments should skyrocket. Thankfully, I'll then get another free refinance from the government to lower my payments again. Everyone wins!
"Requiring all financial institutions receiving government funds to participate in a standardized loan modification program, while seeking to have all federal agencies that own or guarantee loans also apply the guidelines."
All right! They won't be able to say no to my FREE refinance.
"Allowing judges to modify mortgages during bankruptcy, a measure the financial industry has strongly opposed."
If all else fails, looks like I'll have a backup plan. I'd better get hopping on treating my house like an ATM if I want to start "suffering from falling home prices and unaffordable monthly payments"...
"Helping borrowers who owe more than 80% of their home's value to refinance and reduce their monthly payments."
Looks like I've gotta do a cash-out refinancing STAT. I foolishly put down 25% last September. So - all I've gotta do is cash out around 10% or so, and I should be golden.
"Creating a $75 billion homeowner stability initiative to reduce monthly payments for at-risk borrowers by subsidizing interest rates. The goal would be to bring payments to no more than 31% of a borrower's income."
That should be no problem - once I cash some more money out, my payments should skyrocket. Thankfully, I'll then get another free refinance from the government to lower my payments again. Everyone wins!
"Requiring all financial institutions receiving government funds to participate in a standardized loan modification program, while seeking to have all federal agencies that own or guarantee loans also apply the guidelines."
All right! They won't be able to say no to my FREE refinance.
"Allowing judges to modify mortgages during bankruptcy, a measure the financial industry has strongly opposed."
If all else fails, looks like I'll have a backup plan. I'd better get hopping on treating my house like an ATM if I want to start "suffering from falling home prices and unaffordable monthly payments"...