FLASH! Kanye says....

[Jimmypoo]

..."Patrick Swayze was a great actor and an inspiration for many, but there is no way that
his funeral is going to be better than Michael Jackson's funeral. MJ's funeral was the best in
all of 2009, maybe the best funeral of all time!"

[Doc]

You could do that for a lot of things...

..."The King James Bible is a great book and an inspiration for many, but there is no way that bible is better than the Alexandrian texts. The Alexandrian bible is the best in all of 2009, maybe the best bible of all time!"

[NewtonMP2100]

....oh no he di'''''n't.......

[Doc]

Spokesman: "I'm a dentist and I can tell you that 4 out of 5 dentists chose Crest toothpaste this year, so thank you so much for giving me a chance to accept this award...

[Applause]

Kanye: "Yo, Dentist. I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Aquafresh had the best toothpaste of all times.(boos)..One of the best toothpastes of all time.

[decay]

4chan was all over this...

http://4chanattackskanye.wordpress.com/

[decay]

[Jimmypoo]

Those are great!

[RAMd®d]

...to see how big a coffin is needed for his ego.

[AAA]

Jimmypoo wrote:
..."Patrick Swayze was a great actor and an inspiration for many, but there is no way that
his funeral is going to be better than Michael Jackson's funeral. MJ's funeral was the best in
all of 2009, maybe the best funeral of all time!"

You are my hero. !!!! Laughed out loud.

[pinkoos]

Decay,

Did you come up with all of these? Those were hilarious! You gotta get these up on some blog or something so they can get more circulation. I was rolling off the couch....