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LIVE Congressional hearing stream regarding Toyota (aka the devil)
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http://www.c-span.org/Watch/C-SPAN3.aspx
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#2
:bubb: STEP RIGHT UP ! GET YER VOTES HERE !!!! :bubb:
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Toyota Chief Overshoots Congressional Hearings by 150 Miles
Finally Stops in Colonial Williamsburg

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – The reputation of the Toyota Motors Corp. received another black eye today as the president of the embattled company missed his scheduled appearance at Congressional hearings after he overshot Washington, D.C. by 150 miles.

Toyota president Akio Toyoda said he was having difficulties with the brakes on his 2010 Toyota Prius, which finally came to rest after crashing into a blacksmith’s shop in Colonial Williamsburg.

In a brief statement to reporters, Mr. Toyoda said, “I knew I should’ve driven my Chevy today.”

In yet another embarrassment, Mr. Toyoda, the grandson of the carmaker’s founder, realized for the first time that his family’s name is spelled differently from the company’s.

Mr. Toyoda said that all members of the Toyoda family would be immediately recalled to fix the spelling error. More here.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/02/23...150-miles/
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Wow, that must be embarrassing.
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#5
I thought that elections were still 9 months away.
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#6
I wish I had a Toyoda.
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#7
They'll use this hearing to justify to themselves that they don't have to do any more of the people's work this year/term. This will suffice for them. Back to taking corporate handouts right after this.
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#8
Day-long infomercial for Government Motors...
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#9
I thought he drove an Audi?
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#10
I'll bet whatever he's driving he's got his golf clubs in the trunk and a camera in his pocket.
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