Posts: 5,630
Threads: 1,061
Joined: Oct 2018
Reputation:
0
I thought it might be an okay flick.
Ended up crying my eyes out.
Dammit dammit dammit.
I even tried my old trusty "imagine a guy kicking my dog" to evoke rage over the sadness. Didn't work.
So, if anyoneofyas needs to perform the annual ritual to "Flush out the tear ducts", this old movie might work for you.
dammit
Posts: 68,329
Threads: 17,212
Joined: May 2025
Reputation:
1
.....only in the future.......?
_____________________________________
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Posts: 10,000
Threads: 626
Joined: Jul 2020
Reputation:
0
Or vomit.
Flush out the ol' gizzard.
Seriously, did you see an alternate-universe version of that flick? 'Cause whatever you saw was not what was in the theaters.
Everyone else who went to that movie saw a horrible attempt at melodrama with no redeeming features to it whatsoever. It's not even up to any of the lousy chick-flicks that it blatantly ripped off. It's just bad. Not so bad that it's good. Just bad. Vogon-poetry-bad.
And it is dull to the point where it's surprising not to find guts all over the floor of the theater at the end from all of the guys committing seppuku out of shame for having sat through any of it instead of rushing the box office for their money back.
The time travel is a wasted plot device and the explanation for it is fundamentlly flawed (if it's random, how come he can predict where he's going?). In terms of moving the story-arc, the guy might as well be a traveling salesman.
Do yourself a favor: Eat a bowl of broken glass instead of watching that movie. You'll enjoy it more.
Posts: 5,630
Threads: 1,061
Joined: Oct 2018
Reputation:
0
Aren't you glad you live in a day and age of CHOICE?
I'm over my crying this morning.
Posts: 21,885
Threads: 1,109
Joined: Mar 2024
Reputation:
0
Alright settle down, nobody like Waterworld either.
Posts: 3,960
Threads: 397
Joined: May 2025
Read the book - the Time Traveler's wife was a great read - the movie was just awful in comparison.