The Stock Car Racing Holy Bible is an ACTUAL THING!

[mick e]

Now you can watch NASCAR and KNOW that when Tony Stewart sends Matt Kenseth into the wall at 200+ mph - it's all just part of God's plan. It's The Stock Car (not officially NASCAR licensed) Holy Bible!



According to ol' DW - God is the ultimate sponsor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6nJ-9XG28A

Get yours TODAY!

[lafinfil]

mick e wrote:
Now you can watch NASCAR and KNOW that when Tony Stewart sends Matt Kenseth
into the wall at 200+ mph - it's all just part of God's plan.

.... and the walls come tumbling down

[Thrift Store Scott]

Not surprising, because down here in Alabama when you refer to "The King", you always have to clarify which one you mean: Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, or Jesus Christ.

[OWC Jamie]

horrible disgusting unheard of meme

[Grateful11]

Hey I live not far from Charlotte and you should see the ad they're running for the pre-race
event, The Coca-Cola 600, supposedly honoring our fine men and women in the armed forces.
They're going to have simulated battles and the whole nine yards. I see nothing wrong with
honoring our fine folks in the military but they're doing to play right into the "Rednecks of
America's" hands, they're probably thinking, "Maybe we can get few more to sign up".

There's nothing stock about a Stock car and how it's called a sport is beyond me.

[OWC Jamie]

tractor pulls are motorsports, too

[ztirffritz]

Rubbing is racing Cole.

[mrbigstuff]

Thrift Store Scott wrote:
Not surprising, because down here in Alabama when you refer to "The King", you always have to clarify which one you mean: Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, or Jesus Christ.

that is effin' hilarious. thanks, i'm passing that on.

[mick e]

You forgot to mention the Burger King, though.