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Re: Minorities at each other's throats - $tevie - 09-26-2010
Re: Minorities at each other's throats - Greg - 09-26-2010
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Re: Minorities at each other's throats - RgrF - 09-26-2010
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the dinner menu.
Tourist: $5 Broiled Missionary: $7 Fried Explorer: $9 Freshly Baked Republicans and Democrats: $150
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Re: Minorities at each other's throats - Don Kiyoti - 09-26-2010
One cannibal says to the other cannibal: "This clown tastes funny."
Re: Minorities at each other's throats - Gutenberg - 09-26-2010
Cannibal cookbook: "How to Serve Your Fellow Man."
Re: Minorities at each other's throats - $tevie - 09-26-2010
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are FRIARS!"
Re: Minorities at each other's throats - max - 10-01-2010
RISBANE, Australia - The Australian descendants of a Christian missionary eaten by cannibals 136 years ago will travel to Fiji this week, hoping to help lift a curse on the village where he was killed.
Rev. Thomas Baker was murdered in 1867 at Nubutautau, a remote community high in the hills of the South Pacific island of Viti Levu.
Residents say their community has had bad luck since Baker was consumed and they blame his avenging spirit.
The village has no electricity and only a jungle logging trail links it to the outside world. They say they have been regularly overlooked for developmental aid.
The clergyman's great-great-great-grandson, Dennis Russell, and 10 other family members plan to trek there and receive a traditional apology at an elaborate ceremony on Thursday.
"They are obviously hurting so we are basically going over there to help them," Russell, 46, a coal miner from Brisbane said Tuesday.
Past apologies haven't helped. The last time the village said sorry was in 1993, when it presented the Methodist Church of Fiji with Baker's boots.
During Thursday's ceremony, Baker's descendants will receive well done his right arm and his left leg, more than 100 sperm whale's teeth, important and rare gifts in Fijian tradition ...