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Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - Rick-o - 05-06-2011
My nephew sent me this one:
My favorite new drink, an Osama Bin Laden. Two shots, and a splash of water.
No, this nephew isn't clever enough to come up with one like that on his own. 8-)
BTW, does this joke offend you?
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - N-OS X-tasy! - 05-06-2011
It would be funnier if the splash of water had some significance to the joke.
EDIT: Scratch that - I just got it.
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - Trouble - 05-06-2011
N-OS X-tasy! wrote:
It would be funnier if the splash of water had some significance to the joke.
OBL was dumped in the water.
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - cbelt3 - 05-06-2011
Two sharks are swimming in the Arabian sea when a corpse drops down from the surface.
"Hey Fred ! What was that ? "
"I dunno George. Swim over there and see if we can eat it !"
"Okay".. and he swims over and takes a sniff.
"Hey Fred ! It's some old terrorist. Millions of people in the most powerful nation on Earth were afraid of him for almost 10 years. Should we eat him ? "
"Sure George ! It's not like he's a lawyer or something. Professional courtesy does not apply !"
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - Lux Interior - 05-06-2011
If you run ObL's life backwards, it's about a water zombie who builds skyscrapers out of airplanes.
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - Black - 05-06-2011
Lux Interior wrote:
If you run ObL's life backwards, it's about a water zombie who builds skyscrapers out of airplanes.
Oy weh . . .
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - beagledave - 05-06-2011
Not too tasteless, but...
1)
2) Waldo
3) Carmen San Diego
:thumbsup:
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - Lux Interior - 05-06-2011
beagledave wrote:
Not too tasteless, but...
1)Osama bin Laden
2) Waldo
3) Carmen San Diego
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - $tevie - 05-06-2011
Re: Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!! - rankandfile - 05-06-2011
Saw this on an image; can't find it right now:
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.