Got Any Tasteless Osama Jokes? Look CLOSELY! I SAID OSAMA!!

[Rick-o]

My nephew sent me this one:

My favorite new drink, an Osama Bin Laden. Two shots, and a splash of water.

No, this nephew isn't clever enough to come up with one like that on his own. 8-)

BTW, does this joke offend you?

[N-OS X-tasy!]

It would be funnier if the splash of water had some significance to the joke.

EDIT: Scratch that - I just got it.

[Trouble]

N-OS X-tasy! wrote:
It would be funnier if the splash of water had some significance to the joke.

OBL was dumped in the water.

[cbelt3]

Two sharks are swimming in the Arabian sea when a corpse drops down from the surface.

"Hey Fred ! What was that ? "
"I dunno George. Swim over there and see if we can eat it !"
"Okay".. and he swims over and takes a sniff.

"Hey Fred ! It's some old terrorist. Millions of people in the most powerful nation on Earth were afraid of him for almost 10 years. Should we eat him ? "

"Sure George ! It's not like he's a lawyer or something. Professional courtesy does not apply !"

[Lux Interior]

If you run ObL's life backwards, it's about a water zombie who builds skyscrapers out of airplanes.

[Black]

Lux Interior wrote:
If you run ObL's life backwards, it's about a water zombie who builds skyscrapers out of airplanes.

Oy weh . . .

[beagledave]

Not too tasteless, but...

1) Osama bin Laden
2) Waldo
3) Carmen San Diego


:thumbsup:

[Lux Interior]

beagledave wrote:
Not too tasteless, but...

1) Osama bin Laden
2) Waldo
3) Carmen San Diego

[$tevie]

[rankandfile]

Saw this on an image; can't find it right now:

Talk Abbottabad place to hide.