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Musician joke - Fritz - 05-25-2012
probably old, but as a former drummer, I couldn't resist.
Q:Why did the bass player break his Car window after he locked his keys in his car?
A:To get the drummer out.
Re: Musician joke - Will Collier - 05-25-2012
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
(Ripped off directly from one of Neil Peart's books, incidentally...)
Re: Musician joke - Lux Interior - 05-25-2012
How do you know when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Wait, I thought this thread was about musician jokes.
Bah-dum *tsh* <-- Ironic!
Re: Musician joke - voodoopenguin - 05-25-2012
A customer walks into the new store on the block that sells brains. There are three glass cases, each containing a nice wet quivering grey brain. The first one says "Astrophysicist", and it costs $10. The second says "Avon Salesman" and costs $1000. The third says "Drummer" and costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson. "I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I can get an astrophysicists' for $10?".
The salesman replies, "Because it's never been used."
Paul
Re: Musician joke - lafinfil - 05-25-2012
Q: How do you get a drummer off of your porch ?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ?
A: Homeless.
Re: Musician joke - OWC Jamie - 05-25-2012
Re: Musician joke - Zoidberg - 05-25-2012
Re: Musician joke - Buck - 05-25-2012
Lux Interior wrote:
How do you know when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Wait, I thought this thread was about musician jokes.
Bah-dum *tsh* <-- Ironic!
That is a guitarist joke!
It goes like this:
What does is mean when a guitarist drools out of both sides of his mouth?
-The stage is level.......
Re: Musician joke - btfc - 05-25-2012
You guys should be on the radio!
(then I could just change the station)
Re: Musician joke - BernDog - 05-25-2012
Moving out of the rock realm here:
How do you get two oboes to play in tune?
Shoot one.