Musician joke

[Fritz]

probably old, but as a former drummer, I couldn't resist.

Q:Why did the bass player break his Car window after he locked his keys in his car?

A:To get the drummer out.

[Will Collier]

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

(Ripped off directly from one of Neil Peart's books, incidentally...)

[Lux Interior]

How do you know when the drum riser is level?

Drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth.



Wait, I thought this thread was about musician jokes.

Bah-dum *tsh* <-- Ironic!

[voodoopenguin]

A customer walks into the new store on the block that sells brains. There are three glass cases, each containing a nice wet quivering grey brain. The first one says "Astrophysicist", and it costs $10. The second says "Avon Salesman" and costs $1000. The third says "Drummer" and costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson. "I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I can get an astrophysicists' for $10?".
The salesman replies, "Because it's never been used."

Paul

[lafinfil]

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your porch ?

A: Pay him for the pizza.


Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ?

A: Homeless.

[OWC Jamie]

[Zoidberg]

[Buck]

Lux Interior wrote:
How do you know when the drum riser is level?

Drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Wait, I thought this thread was about musician jokes.

Bah-dum *tsh* <-- Ironic!

That is a guitarist joke!

It goes like this:
What does is mean when a guitarist drools out of both sides of his mouth?
-The stage is level.......

[btfc]

You guys should be on the radio!

(then I could just change the station)

[BernDog]

Moving out of the rock realm here:

How do you get two oboes to play in tune?

Shoot one.