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Trojans, triangles and Uranus - pdq - 08-29-2013
I dunno - I just know there are bad jokes in there somewhere...
"'Trojan asteroid' discovered forming triangle with sun, Uranus"
Re: Trojans, triangles and Uranus - Spock - 08-29-2013
Asteroid, hemorrhoid ... its all the same.
Did you know? - pdq - 08-29-2013
"...Uranus has a virtually constant population of companions"
(from the linked piece; all I can imagine is Carson (Johnny, that is) saying "I did not KNOW that.")
Re: Trojans, triangles and Uranus - SteveG - 08-29-2013
"How would you describe a gay male threesome after a few pitchers of margaritas?"
Re: Trojans, triangles and Uranus - testcase - 08-29-2013
Q: What does Captain Kirk have in common with Scott Toilet Tissue?
A: Both can be found circling Uranus looking for Klingons to wipe out.
8-)
Re: Trojans, triangles and Uranus - The UnDoug - 08-29-2013
Well played, Steve G, well played, indeed!
Re: Trojans, triangles and Uranus - deckeda - 08-29-2013
Somehow I knew this would be a quality thread when I clicked on it.
Re: Trojans, triangles and Uranus - blooz - 08-30-2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjW_I-2fARA
A song about astronomers—"O planet porn, the solar system really turns me on."
Re: Trojans, triangles and Uranus - Ca Bob - 08-30-2013
The USC marching band fits the first 2, but I suspect I am too well to figure out the third.
Re: Trojans, triangles and Uranus - haikuman - 08-30-2013
"'Trojan asteroid' discovered forming triangle with sun, Uranus"
I believe that was a song written by Hunter S Thompson
while in a bathtub with a ministers daughter, his 6'13"
Samoan Attorney, a radio playing "White Rabbit", some grapefruit
and several bars of Neutrogena.