Trojans, triangles and Uranus

[pdq]

I dunno - I just know there are bad jokes in there somewhere...

"'Trojan asteroid' discovered forming triangle with sun, Uranus"

[Spock]

Asteroid, hemorrhoid ... its all the same.

[pdq]

"...Uranus has a virtually constant population of companions"

(from the linked piece; all I can imagine is Carson (Johnny, that is) saying "I did not KNOW that.")

[SteveG]

"How would you describe a gay male threesome after a few pitchers of margaritas?"

[testcase]

Q: What does Captain Kirk have in common with Scott Toilet Tissue?



A: Both can be found circling Uranus looking for Klingons to wipe out.



8-)

[The UnDoug]

Well played, Steve G, well played, indeed!

[deckeda]

Somehow I knew this would be a quality thread when I clicked on it.

[blooz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjW_I-2fARA

A song about astronomers—"O planet porn, the solar system really turns me on."

[Ca Bob]

The USC marching band fits the first 2, but I suspect I am too well to figure out the third.

[haikuman]

"'Trojan asteroid' discovered forming triangle with sun, Uranus"

I believe that was a song written by Hunter S Thompson
while in a bathtub with a ministers daughter, his 6'13"
Samoan Attorney, a radio playing "White Rabbit", some grapefruit
and several bars of Neutrogena.