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Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story - pRICE cUBE - 05-26-2017
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story - DinerDave - 05-26-2017
I can see someone falling for that!
Dave
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story - Filliam H. Muffman - 05-26-2017
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story - OWC Jamie - 05-26-2017
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story - pdq - 05-26-2017
One year Lena gave Ole a pair of water skis for his birthday, but he never got to use em - he spent all summer looking for a lake with a slope.
Do you know why Ole has "TGIF" written on his shoes? It stands for "toes go in first".
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story - pRICE cUBE - 05-26-2017
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story - Rick-o - 05-26-2017
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story - GuyGene - 05-26-2017
billb wrote:
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
miley-laughing001: :goodone: