Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story

[pRICE cUBE]

[DinerDave]

I can see someone falling for that!

Dave

[Filliam H. Muffman]

[OWC Jamie]

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.”

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”

“OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

[pdq]

One year Lena gave Ole a pair of water skis for his birthday, but he never got to use em - he spent all summer looking for a lake with a slope.

Do you know why Ole has "TGIF" written on his shoes? It stands for "toes go in first".

[pRICE cUBE]

[Rick-o]

[GuyGene]

billb wrote:
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.”

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”

“OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

miley-laughing001: :goodone: