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Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - pRICE cUBE - 01-25-2019
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - Lux Interior - 01-25-2019
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
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Did you hear about the dog that ran 10 miles to fetch a stick?
It's a little far-fetched.
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Why did the chicken get detention?
Because she used fowl language.
Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - SteveG - 01-25-2019
Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - timg - 01-25-2019
Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - timg - 01-25-2019
Think about for a second ....
Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - voodoopenguin - 01-25-2019
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Paul
Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - pRICE cUBE - 01-25-2019
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - Rick-o - 01-25-2019
While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything.
They were pirates of the car I be in.
Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - Rick-o - 01-25-2019
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
PARK YOUR CAR, MAN!
Re: Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story - Rick-o - 01-25-2019
I walked in from work today and my wife was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend.
I said, “What’s going on?”
“You tell me?” replied my wife.
I said, “I don’t know, you’re sitting on the sofa with a stranger.”
“A stranger, hey?” shouted my girlfriend, “I’m no stranger, we’ve been having sex for six months!”
I looked at my wife and said, “Is this true?”