Friday Funnies: Post your joke, gif, funny story

[pRICE cUBE]

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[Lux Interior]

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When you're a mouse.

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Did you hear about the dog that ran 10 miles to fetch a stick?

It's a little far-fetched.

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Why did the chicken get detention?

Because she used fowl language.

[SteveG]

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Think about for a second ....

[voodoopenguin]

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."

Paul

[pRICE cUBE]

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[Rick-o]

While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything.

They were pirates of the car I be in.

[Rick-o]

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

PARK YOUR CAR, MAN!

[Rick-o]

I walked in from work today and my wife was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend.

I said, “What’s going on?”
“You tell me?” replied my wife.
I said, “I don’t know, you’re sitting on the sofa with a stranger.”
“A stranger, hey?” shouted my girlfriend, “I’m no stranger, we’ve been having sex for six months!”
I looked at my wife and said, “Is this true?”