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But you don't drink water like beer. - vision63 - 05-09-2008
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - $tevie - 05-09-2008
Oh dear, if I drank Schlitz like water I can guarantee it would flush my system.
::o
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - freeradical - 05-09-2008
I recently watched a very interesting show about the marketing of beer in television commercials.
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - MacArtist - 05-09-2008
[quote $tevie]Oh dear, if I drank Schlitz like water I can guarantee it would flush my system.
::o
The call it "Shitz" Beer for a reason. Yuck.
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - lafinfil - 05-09-2008
It used to be customary in the early days of baseball for players to drink heavily before the games.
I'm sure you've heard the stories about Babe Ruth. He used to go drinking with a lesser know pitcher
by the name of Mel Famey. Mel like to have a few snorts in the bullpen during the warm up.
Mel was a pretty good pitcher when he was sober, but not as good when a little snockered.
Once Mel had a really bad game (they lost) where he couldn't get anything across the plate
and managed to let the opposing team walk in more runs then they hit.
At the end of the game he was walking off the field and pulled a beer bottle out of his back pocket.
When the opposing teams manager saw it he couldn't believe his eyes.
He turned to his assistant and said "what the hell is that?"
His assistant said .......
"That's the beer that made Mel Famey walk us"
: -)
Three Floyds Alpha King Ale here tonight.
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - deckeda - 05-10-2008
ouch, 'fil ...
"better to go without beer than drink to the wrong beer." << See? There IS truth in advertising.
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - vision63 - 05-10-2008
Some people operate best with a mild buzz.
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - ka jowct - 05-10-2008
Oh dear, if I drank Schlitz like water I can guarantee it would flush my system.
It would also flush your job, your friendships, your driver's license…
Just who ARE those people who operate best with a mild buzz? They are as common as Bigfoot. However, specimens who imagine that they operate best with a mild buzz are very common.
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - vision63 - 05-10-2008
[quote ka jowct]Oh dear, if I drank Schlitz like water I can guarantee it would flush my system.
It would also flush your job, your friendships, your driver's license…
Just who ARE those people who operate best with a mild buzz? They are as common as Bigfoot. However, specimens who imagine that they operate best with a mild buzz are very common.
More likely.
Re: But you don't drink water like beer. - smanoli - 05-10-2008
[quote vision63]Some people operate best with a mild buzz.
and then there's the Ballmer Peak: http://xkcd.com/323/