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Haven't heard this one before... - Drew - 03-04-2010
.. but maybe you have.
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. “OK, now what?”
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - Mini 9 - 03-04-2010
[SPOILER! ] coincidentally, that relates highly to my post one below this.
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - M>B> - 03-04-2010
Can be traced back to here...
http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_couple_of_new_jersey_hunters_are_out_...
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - Drew - 03-04-2010
M>B> wrote:
Can be traced back to here...
http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_couple_of_new_jersey_hunters_are_out_...
Nope. I made it up.
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - WHiiP - 03-04-2010
Drew wrote:
[quote=M>B>]
Can be traced back to here...
http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_couple_of_new_jersey_hunters_are_out_...
Nope. I made it up.
You ARE da man . . . :jest:
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - cbelt3 - 03-04-2010
First time I heard that, the middle punchline was "The twang of a crossbow could be heard from over the hill."
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - Black - 03-04-2010
Drew wrote:
.. but maybe you have.
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. “OK, now what?”
Head-scratcher-- you can't change the perspective from being out with the hunters to being in the emergency call center.
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - Rick-o - 03-04-2010
Drew wrote:
[quote=M>B>]
Can be traced back to here...
http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_couple_of_new_jersey_hunters_are_out_...
Nope. I made it up.
Heh! That was funnier than the joke! (
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - OWC Jamie - 03-04-2010
Drew wrote:
[quote=M>B>]
Can be traced back to here...
http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_couple_of_new_jersey_hunters_are_out_...
Nope. I made it up.
Been hunting lately ?
Re: Haven't heard this one before... - rz - 03-04-2010
Two hunters are driving down a road when they see a sign that says "Bear Left", so they turned around and went home.