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Haven't heard this one before...
Drew Offline
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03-04-2010, 04:40 AM
.. but maybe you have.

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. “OK, now what?”
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03-04-2010, 04:47 AM
[SPOILER! ] coincidentally, that relates highly to my post one below this.
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03-04-2010, 04:54 AM
Can be traced back to here...

http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_co...s_are_out_...
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03-04-2010, 05:15 AM
M>B> wrote:
Can be traced back to here...

http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_co...s_are_out_...

Nope. I made it up.
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03-04-2010, 11:05 AM
Drew wrote:
[quote=M>B>]
Can be traced back to here...

http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_co...s_are_out_...

Nope. I made it up.
You ARE da man . . . :jest:
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03-04-2010, 12:38 PM
First time I heard that, the middle punchline was "The twang of a crossbow could be heard from over the hill."
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03-04-2010, 01:26 PM
Drew wrote:
.. but maybe you have.

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. “OK, now what?”

Head-scratcher-- you can't change the perspective from being out with the hunters to being in the emergency call center.
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03-04-2010, 02:26 PM
Drew wrote:
[quote=M>B>]
Can be traced back to here...

http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_co...s_are_out_...

Nope. I made it up.
Heh! That was funnier than the joke! (Big Grin
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03-04-2010, 03:08 PM
Drew wrote:
[quote=M>B>]
Can be traced back to here...

http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/998/a_co...s_are_out_...

Nope. I made it up.
Been hunting lately ?
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#10
03-04-2010, 03:29 PM
Two hunters are driving down a road when they see a sign that says "Bear Left", so they turned around and went home.
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