07-19-2010, 05:45 PM
Fight fire WITH fire!
burn down your house now and drip gasoline right up to the edge of the fire.
That is what will help put the fire out sooner than you expected! Don't call claims until
after the fire has has reached your house - but it IS ok to start looking for a new one
as long as you use a fake name with realtors.
Nothing burns quite like a bags of popcorn or several potatoes, in the microwave on "5 hours" on high!
burn down your house now and drip gasoline right up to the edge of the fire.
That is what will help put the fire out sooner than you expected! Don't call claims until
after the fire has has reached your house - but it IS ok to start looking for a new one
as long as you use a fake name with realtors.
Nothing burns quite like a bags of popcorn or several potatoes, in the microwave on "5 hours" on high!