Speaking of TP...

[The UnDoug]

Granted, I've probably never discussed wiping practices with anyone, but I've never heard of anyone getting the paper wet before wiping.

[NewtonMP2100]

heard on the radio....that Dr. Oz said that you should spit in your TP before you use it.......that is probably why the wet wipe TP are getting popular now......

[space-time]

Kraniac wrote:
I just tested some of that stuff and you know what I found?

Several Europeans!!

It's true. They are!

As an European, I am willing to let this one slip by. Just this one time.

[Racer X]

remember when you could make 2 tuna sandwiches with a can? Those were the days. At least Costco makes their suppliers use the original 7 oz cans, not the 5 oz that you find in a normal grocery store. Fine, raise the price 18 cents, and keep the size. jeez!

[Kraniac]

space-time wrote:
[quote=Kraniac]
I just tested some of that stuff and you know what I found?

Several Europeans!!

It's true. They are!

As an European, I am willing to let this one slip by. Just this one time.
Ok thanks, singularly noted.

Please refer to the threadtitle that is running 3 topics below this thread..it'll make more sense because i was going for a conceptual linking of topics..testing the limits of serendipity. It's gonna become a huge compnonet to my internet identity when that all comes together.

[eustacetilley]

space-time wrote:
[quote=Kraniac]
I just tested some of that stuff and you know what I found?

Several Europeans!!

It's true. They are!

As an European, I am willing to let this one slip by. Just this one time.
It's not the European part that bothers me so much as the zenophobia; the aversion to The Other, the disgust with The Alien... You know, what TP is meant for all over Earth-
Klingons.

Eustace

[Kraniac]

Zenophobia? I was glad to see those Euros! We immediately took all of August off in February. One of em had some damn good cheese in his pocket so we got some cokes and enjoyed that cheese. That was after I put them on the edge of the sink and pulled my pants up, of course.

[N-OS X-tasy!]

Yoyodyne ArtWorks wrote:
Discriminating poopers moisten the TP first with a quick pass under the bathroom faucet before using

Huh? Since when?

[BernDog]

Sorry to venture into the TMI zone, but that's what I do. I like the cheap stuff. Scott all the way! The thin stuff's better for when you gotta get all up in there. Plus it doesn't leave as many paper remnants behind. I hate having to use the "nice" stuff. I feel like I'm wiping my ass with a blanket.