What do you do with a massive dead blue whale?

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bazookaman wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y

…or they could always try this:

http://hw-post1.worldstarhiphop.com/p1/v...plodes.mp4

But seriously, I think the best and safest thing to do is to tow it far offshore and let Mother Nature do the rest.

[OWC Jamie]

Article Accelerator wrote:


But seriously, I think the best and safest thing to do is to tow it far offshore and let Mother Nature do the rest.

http://www.vcstar.com/news/2007/oct/02/d...ore-again/

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billb wrote:
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But seriously, I think the best and safest thing to do is to tow it far offshore and let Mother Nature do the rest.

http://www.vcstar.com/news/2007/oct/02/d...ore-again/
Okay, then. How about 25 miles offshore then torpedo the damn thing?

[TheTominator]

Set it outside at the ...
um...

Pave a new sidewalk with a curb next to the carcass.
Then put up a sign that says "Free Whale".

[kap]

Give the skeletons to the museums or the DOGS!

[Racer X]

TheTominator wrote:
Set it outside at the ...
um...

Pave a new sidewalk with a curb next to the carcass.
Then put up a sign that says "Free Whale".

post it on Craigslist for free. It will go.

[dk62]

Article Accelerator wrote:
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But seriously, I think the best and safest thing to do is to tow it far offshore and let Mother Nature do the rest.

http://www.vcstar.com/news/2007/oct/02/d...ore-again/
Okay, then. How about 25 miles offshore then torpedo the damn thing?
I would guess that the municipality is a bit short on torpedoes.

[Buzz]

dk62 wrote:
[quote=Article Accelerator]
[quote=billb]
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But seriously, I think the best and safest thing to do is to tow it far offshore and let Mother Nature do the rest.

http://www.vcstar.com/news/2007/oct/02/d...ore-again/
Okay, then. How about 25 miles offshore then torpedo the damn thing?
I would guess that the municipality is a bit short on torpedoes.
They can probably get good deal on a torpedo from the Ventura County Naval Base that didn't use theirs last time around, per the linked article anyway...
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http://hasthewhaleexplodedyet.com/



A Brief History of Exploding Whales
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/ar...es/361444/