Perhaps the following might provide an inspiration. The following story was told to me by an Indian friend. You can find it at:
http://www.articlealley.com/article_963943_31.html
An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bankHe produces the title and everything checks outThe loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loanAn employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzledWhile you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow “$5,000”?
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
Todd's keyboard
Heh.