12-24-2010, 04:48 AM
rjmacs wrote:
[quote=Jimmypoo]
Another reason I'm sticking with cats!
Because, I'm assuming, that your cats already fulfill this description. Mine certainly do. Actually, i take that back. My cats don't deign to respond to me if i ask them questions.
Actually, I find that cats make more sense than most teenagers. At least, for all the cats and teenagers I've had to deal with.
At least, cats:
- have a well-defined set of priorities (food, water, sleep, play; not necessarily in that order)
- unabashedly follow their instincts without angst, depression, or second-guessing
- treat you, rightfully, as staff; if you're good staff, you'll receive a token of appreciation, in the form of a dead rodent, bird, or coughed-up hairball
- have a simple input/output scheme: food/water in, poop/vomit out. No disappearing money.
Simply put, cats make sense. Teenagers don't. (
