06-06-2011, 06:35 PM
Had me one of them tricked out banana bikes.. built it myself from a kiddo Schwinn. Banana seat, sissy bar, ape-hanger handlebars, big fat slick tire on the back, narrow smaller front wheel. All carefully painted in gold metallic fleck paint. You could just feel the double-knit oozing from its pores. The bike died horribly one summer day while I was popping wheelies. The upside is you can actually ride unicycle for a while after the front wheel falls off at 25mph. The downside is you can't steer, and after you fall off the bike WILL crash into a big ol' tree, mangling it beyond all hope of repair.