Free iPod!!! Whooop Whoop! Whooop Whoop! Raise the roof people! (You may qualify as well with first gen iPod nano)

[Ombligo]

I hear Apple got a great deal on unopened cases of Zunes. It was determined that the value of new Zune was roughly equivalent to a used 2005 Nano. Apple has hired an out of work RIM engineer to relabel the devices using a colored Sharpie.

Enjoy.