05-26-2012, 03:20 PM
What's the difference between a oboe and a bassoon?
Bassoon burns longer.
What's an oboe good for?
Lighting the bassoon.
A soprano and a violist jump off a cliff. Who lands first?
The violist. The soprano asks for directions half way down.
(I have 35 pages of these. And another 14 pages just of viola. Sick, I know . . .)
Bassoon burns longer.
What's an oboe good for?
Lighting the bassoon.
A soprano and a violist jump off a cliff. Who lands first?
The violist. The soprano asks for directions half way down.
(I have 35 pages of these. And another 14 pages just of viola. Sick, I know . . .)