12-01-2014, 03:56 PM
"Hey mama, don't you want the new iPhone 6? It's time for you to upgrade." "How is it better than my 5s?" "Well, it's got a bigger screen, a better camera and other stuff." "Nah, I got this one set up like I like it, why don't you just focus on your own upgrade?" "I already upgraded." "Good for you. Then finish cleaning out my garage, put that on your upgrade."
"Hey Leslie, they say you can upgrade to the new Note 4, it's the bomb. Want me to pick you up and take you to T-Mobile?" "How is it better than my Note 3?" "Well, it's got 4k resolution, a better camera and is snazzier in general." "No, I think I'll stick with this until it breaks." "I thought you were gonna fix my lawnmower and wash my car?" I shouldn't have opened my mouth.
Women!
"Hey Leslie, they say you can upgrade to the new Note 4, it's the bomb. Want me to pick you up and take you to T-Mobile?" "How is it better than my Note 3?" "Well, it's got 4k resolution, a better camera and is snazzier in general." "No, I think I'll stick with this until it breaks." "I thought you were gonna fix my lawnmower and wash my car?" I shouldn't have opened my mouth.
Women!