What do you do with a massive dead blue whale?

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bazookaman wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y

…or they could always try this:

http://hw-post1.worldstarhiphop.com/p1/v...plodes.mp4

But seriously, I think the best and safest thing to do is to tow it far offshore and let Mother Nature do the rest.