05-15-2014, 08:58 AM
I take this pause in the unending late-night delivering of spam to lodge a complaint:
I'm fucking sick and tired of moronic names. Joomla, Hadoop, Drupal, Roomba... there are many others.
I don't care that the creators of this crap have really cutesy-poo and severely disabled relatives.
This is not cute, it is nauseating. I don't care how your brat mumbles the name of their favorite stuffed elephant.
Just cut it out.
Take a clue from Kodak. There was an impudent upstart that not only kidded the name, they kidded the color- Kozak.
Kozak made, and now makes again, an actually quite good car cleaning cloth. It was all in fun, and the decades long squabble was all in fun.
If you want to give your relentlessly boring product some pizzazz, stay away from the mouths of babes.
My favorite now-gone software with a really strange name was Yggdrasil. You can do a lot with "Y"s. Take Yrast. Please, somebody take it. When you are creating something so bewildering and twisted, that it makes one dizzy, well, Yrast is perfect.
But no doubt somebody with such a half-baked product will just listen to the nearest carpet drooler and name it "Droolup".
Eustace
I'm fucking sick and tired of moronic names. Joomla, Hadoop, Drupal, Roomba... there are many others.
I don't care that the creators of this crap have really cutesy-poo and severely disabled relatives.
This is not cute, it is nauseating. I don't care how your brat mumbles the name of their favorite stuffed elephant.
Just cut it out.
Take a clue from Kodak. There was an impudent upstart that not only kidded the name, they kidded the color- Kozak.
Kozak made, and now makes again, an actually quite good car cleaning cloth. It was all in fun, and the decades long squabble was all in fun.
If you want to give your relentlessly boring product some pizzazz, stay away from the mouths of babes.
My favorite now-gone software with a really strange name was Yggdrasil. You can do a lot with "Y"s. Take Yrast. Please, somebody take it. When you are creating something so bewildering and twisted, that it makes one dizzy, well, Yrast is perfect.
But no doubt somebody with such a half-baked product will just listen to the nearest carpet drooler and name it "Droolup".
Eustace